13704my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional
Why is this so fucking accurate
(Source: isaacedlahey, via 52-daysbefore)
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
(Source: wh1rring, via 52-daysbefore)
if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
(via icanbeagalaxy)
(Source: alldazedandconfused, via nekriso)
(Source: fuckyeahselenita, via blainedevon)
(Source: makemestfu, via moreissuesthanv0gue)
(via obeyrach)
